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09 November 2008

22 Tips to Decrease Blog Traffic

Here are some things that bloggers do to decrease their blog traffic (if that's what they want).



Do:
  • Post nonsense stuff
  • Ignore fellow bloggers request for link exchange(s)
  • Use striking color combinations on your blog template
  • Fill your blog's empty space with too much clutter
  • Use the smallest and or the biggest font on your posts
  • Spam people as you invite them to read your blog
  • Bore you and your readers to death with your post
  • Mention all your points in one paragraph
  • Use too much jargon, deadwood phrases and gobbledygook terms
  • Pass the idea of coming up with a pillar post

Don't:

  • Submit your blog to blog directories and feedreaders
  • Post your blogroll
  • Interact with fellow bloggers (online and offline)
  • Think about your blog's theme
  • Leave a message on their CBOX and or ShoutMix
  • Think of doing guest posts on other related blogs
  • Use Plurk and Twitter to promote your blogging activities
  • Use keywords to mirror your blog's theme
  • Claim your blogs in Technorati
  • Check your Alexa blog traffic stats
  • Join Entrecard
  • Look for Blog Carnival Projects
If you have some more to add to the list, feel free to leave a comment here. ;)

2 comments:

The Business Viking said...

22 ways to be a smartass.

Nice work.

Jay girl said...

Girl, your site rocks. been flipping through pages, there's so much to learn from it. got in through entrecard, am glad i visited. love your blogging tips.